10cc – The Hospital Song Lyrics

Nobody sends me birthday cards
Nobody brings me flowers
I’m just here for operations
I’ve been out for hours

When I come to, I’ll wet my bed
‘Cause when I get mad I sink so low
As matron knows

I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me

And when I go to that seedy ward
Up in the sky you’ll be waiting
With a hypodermic needle and a graph

Here comes the dark
(I’m grateful for my anesthetic)
Out goes the spark
(Delirious and apathetic)

When I come to, I’ll wet my bed
And when I get well I’ll take revenge

I’ll wreak my wrath on all blood donors
And their sisters visiting time and flowers
When sister brings that bedpan ’round
I’ll piss like April showers

I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me

And when I go
I’ll die of plaster casting love

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